Raindrops on Roses

badtvblog:

Great Gatsby captioned exactly how it happened.

(via hobbes-is-my-bestfriend)

futureben:

Facebook notification disappointment.

(via bestnatesmithever)

me half-way through shaving one leg: i dont want to do this anymore

Mom: ' well you need to call them and ask.'

Me: I dont think you understand how much i cannot do that.

emphasisonevidence:

mattburkhartt:

Yesterday on campus the Society of Software Engineers had two tables set up that students could flip to relieve the stress of week 10. For a donation of $1, they could have dishware placed on the table to enhance their catharsis.

Yeah. This is why I love my soon-to-be college.

cybergay:

cloudy with a chance of me not getting laid this summer 

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jaaaaaaaaaackfrost:

how the fuck are all these people able to just run into celebrities in restaurants and gas stations and shit i’m lucky if i find two matching socks in a load of laundry on the first try

(Source: jaclcfrost, via pizza-maniac)

greekgogurt:

do you ever look at someone you used to be good friends with and cringe

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uglybloggerlol:


“What do you have in common with Edward Cullen?” 
Rob - “I look a bit like him.” 

i swear to god no one hates twilight more than rob

uglybloggerlol:

“What do you have in common with Edward Cullen?” 

Rob - “I look a bit like him.” 

i swear to god no one hates twilight more than rob

(Source: bringontheshackles, via pizza-maniac)

seriouslyoccasional:

jewelstaites:

how to give a good handjob

  • bop it
  • pull it
  • twist it

don’t do this

(via brokenstaircase)