via life-it-is-beautiful
Raindrops on Roses
Mom: ' well you need to call them and ask.'
Me: I dont think you understand how much i cannot do that.
Yesterday on campus the Society of Software Engineers had two tables set up that students could flip to relieve the stress of week 10. For a donation of $1, they could have dishware placed on the table to enhance their catharsis.
Yeah. This is why I love my soon-to-be college.
how the fuck are all these people able to just run into celebrities in restaurants and gas stations and shit i’m lucky if i find two matching socks in a load of laundry on the first try
(Source: jaclcfrost, via pizza-maniac)
do you ever look at someone you used to be good friends with and cringe
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“What do you have in common with Edward Cullen?”
Rob - “I look a bit like him.”
i swear to god no one hates twilight more than rob
(Source: bringontheshackles, via pizza-maniac)
how to give a good handjob
- bop it
- pull it
- twist it
don’t do this
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